saltwaterwounds | ♨ Mama's Thirteenth! ♨ Video/Action for Goldenrod

[When the camera turns on, there are a few things that should be noticed. The most obvious is Sisuca, talking to a shopkeeper in the Goldenrod Department Store. She seems to be giving uninterested answers, but Sisuca keeps chatting away. In the background, there's two new additions to her team: a Jynx, once belonging to Yumi Ozawa and later Kanji Tatsumi, and a Pawniard, once belonging to a certain Heiji. Both are putting products back onto the shelf; it seems like Sisuca knocked some things over.

The last thing that should be noticed? Sisuca is buying a large amount of salt. There are several boxes, at least ten.]

--oh, and then I got Whitney's badge today! Two badges in one week, isn't that great?

[The lady nods and keeps ringing her up.]

And then this morning, there were two new Pokémon in my box...Helga and Bishamon. They're so helpful. I'll be sure to take good care of them!

[She rings up another box of salt, and asks what it's for.]

Oh! I'm glad you asked! I've heard some people in Johto are misbehaving, so Mama's going to wash out all of their wounds with saltwater! Someone has to, right?

[The cashier nods again, seeming to be in agreement! That Team Rocket...!]

It's just a thing a mother has to do, you know? Oh, but I'm going to be traveling to Kanto, too...I'm very, very busy! [She looks down to say something to her Audino, then claps her hands together.] Oh, you were filming me, Rekareka? Hello, everyone! Sisuca here. Today, I beat Whitney, and I gave her some eyedrops as a present. She seems to cry a lot, so Hayate and I were worried about her health...she even used them, after only a little convincing! [Don't ask.] Tell everyone goodbye, Rekareka! ♥ Tee-hee! We've got to get going.

[And with a nod and a cry of "Dino~!" and a laugh that sounds almost like Sisuca's, the feed ends. But that's not all! Anyone in Goldenrod can find Sisuca riding a bike. It's been so long since she has, and it's really a dangerous thing. She could crash into you at any second, and her Pokémon are trying to keep her from crashing to hear death.]

[ooc; Badges are mod approved!]

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Eating my...brushing my-

[There's really only one thing he can say about that.]

What?

I asked if you were eating properly and brushing your teeth. Oh, and even though there's a lot of traveling, you should wear clean clothes everyday, too.

How is what I do any of your business?

Is your mother here? Since you're misbehaving and I outrank you, I think it's only normal that I ask.

Of course my mother isn't here!

[Odds are she's either dead or some sort of horrible thing.]

And for the last time, you do not outrank me!

You poor thing! I know it must be so hard for you to be without her, but that's no reason to throw a tantrum. I'll take very good care of you, okay?

I am not throwing a tantrum!

[Not yet anyways.]

Yes, yes, of course you aren't. ♥

That's right! I'm not! And don't you mock me!

Oh, I'd never mock you! Tee-hee! I don't even know your name yet.

It's Cobra Commander! Doesn't anyone pay attention to anything I say?

Of course I do! I remember you talking about how much you're like my little boy.

For the last time, I am nothing like whatever son has the misssfortune of having an idiot like you for a mother!

Edited 2012-05-08 01:00 (UTC)

Oh...that was strange. Did you burn your tongue? Or did you always have a lisp?

Neither! Why does everyone keep thinking that?

You sound a little strange, sometimes...

I do not! I ssssound completely normal!

Oh. O-of course you do! Tee-hee!

I do not! I can speak perfectly fine!

[When he wants to.]

Oh...that's what I was agreeing with! Or do you not speak fine now...?

What do you mean you were agreeing with me? You just asked if I had a lisp!

And then you said you didn't, and I tried to humor you...oh, I'm so confused! Let's just move on, okay? ♥

No. Let's not!

[He'll just be hanging up now.]

♨ Mama's Thirteenth! ♨ Video/Action for Goldenrod

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