♨ Mama's Thirteenth! ♨ Video/Action for Goldenrod

[saltwaterwounds]

[When the camera turns on, there are a few things that should be noticed. The most obvious is Sisuca, talking to a shopkeeper in the Goldenrod Department Store. She seems to be giving uninterested answers, but Sisuca keeps chatting away. In the background, there's two new additions to her team: a Jynx, once belonging to Yumi Ozawa and later Kanji Tatsumi, and a Pawniard, once belonging to a certain Heiji. Both are putting products back onto the shelf; it seems like Sisuca knocked some things over.

The last thing that should be noticed? Sisuca is buying a large amount of salt. There are several boxes, at least ten.]

--oh, and then I got Whitney's badge today! Two badges in one week, isn't that great?

[The lady nods and keeps ringing her up.]

And then this morning, there were two new Pokémon in my box...Helga and Bishamon. They're so helpful. I'll be sure to take good care of them!

[She rings up another box of salt, and asks what it's for.]

Oh! I'm glad you asked! I've heard some people in Johto are misbehaving, so Mama's going to wash out all of their wounds with saltwater! Someone has to, right?

[The cashier nods again, seeming to be in agreement! That Team Rocket...!]

It's just a thing a mother has to do, you know? Oh, but I'm going to be traveling to Kanto, too...I'm very, very busy! [She looks down to say something to her Audino, then claps her hands together.] Oh, you were filming me, Rekareka? Hello, everyone! Sisuca here. Today, I beat Whitney, and I gave her some eyedrops as a present. She seems to cry a lot, so Hayate and I were worried about her health...she even used them, after only a little convincing! [Don't ask.] Tell everyone goodbye, Rekareka! ♥ Tee-hee! We've got to get going.

[And with a nod and a cry of "Dino~!" and a laugh that sounds almost like Sisuca's, the feed ends. But that's not all! Anyone in Goldenrod can find Sisuca riding a bike. It's been so long since she has, and it's really a dangerous thing. She could crash into you at any second, and her Pokémon are trying to keep her from crashing to hear death.]

[ooc; Badges are mod approved!]

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[combat_butler]

*So Hayate saw that video and while he could have just commented, NOPE he knows that store!! He has been around Goldenrod so many times he totally recognized that lady ringing her up!!

Which is why he's out making his way toward it... And he eventually sees her off in the distance... A beacon of motherly love barreling towards him!*

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[combat_butler]

*Wait, barreling... towards him? OH GOD SHE'S BARRELING TOWARDS HIM ON A BIKE!!1 QUICK HAYATE, THINK FAST! What is the proper course of action in this scenario?!*

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[combat_butler]

*... Naturally, since it's Hayate, he elects the choice of pain and tries to brave himself to stop the bike by grabbing the handlebars when she gets close!!

... that or she'll just run him over. Who knows?*

[saltwaterwounds]

[Oh, look! It's Hayate!]

Hayate! Oh, I'm right here! [She's taking one hand off the handle bars to wave, even! This is a bad idea. Also take notice of the Audino, Dragonair, and Mismagius chasing after her, please...because she breaks and makes a perfect stop. ♥ Her Pokémon, however, run right past her and barrel towards Hayate.]

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[thewhite_symphony]

Congratulations, Sisuca! I am so happy for you! ...

... and you're in Goldenrod? When did you arrive?

[ Finally. Finally a chance to meet Sisuca! ]

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[saltwaterwounds]

Thank you, Lacus! I just arrived today. I took a shower, and went straight to see Whitney...

Are you still in Goldenrod?

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[thewhite_symphony]

Welcome to Goldenrod. And yes. I am settling here for now. Do you have time?

I really want to meet you. I cannot bear to have this chance slip away.

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[darkenedgales]

Two badges already? Heh, you're really catching up fas--

[... Wait, WHAT. Please forgive him as his jaw drops at hearing the reason behind her buying copious amounts of salt.]

--You need the salt to do what?!

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[saltwaterwounds]

I am, aren't I? Tee-hee. ♥

[Hmm...he must have not heard her.]

There's this man who laughs a lot and set up a bomb. Since I outrank him, I'm going to punish him so he stops misbehaving. That's all. ♥♥♥

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[darkenedgales]

[Oh, don't get him wrong, he's all for teaching Cobra and other Rockets a lesson, sure, but there's one teeny tiny problem he sees with your logic there...]

... With salt.

[What is he, some vengeful earthbound spirit?]

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[tensai]

W-wash... with saltwater..? [so unsure!!!]

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[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, hello, Marui! How're you doing?

[She'll get to that in a second. First, catching up.]

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[tensai]

I'm doing great, actually! I just finished getting all of my Johto badges! [he looks so proud! and... he's not going to ask about the salt water again.]

You're going to Kanto, too?

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[impulsives]

[...yeah he's... wincing a bit there.]

...Saltwater?

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[saltwaterwounds]

It's for someone who's been very naughty! Don't worry. ♥

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[tapestodiane]

<sub>[... so Coop totally overheard all of that.]

[He catches her later, frowning deeply.]</sub>

-- Sisuca.

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, hello! [She's happy to see him, though!] You're not in Ecruteak anymore, Dale?

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[strategizer]

So... you're gonna take care of the problem by... washing their wounds out with salt?

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[saltwaterwounds]

Yes, exactly! I tell my little ones that all the time, but they almost always behave...but they aren't behaving, are they?

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[marimbagirl]

[Someone was just sitting there, listening to the whole exchange with a smile. Until Sisuca's finally done, and Anissa can't help but turn the feed on herself, giving a view of her amused grin and the Hoppip lounging on a low breeze behind her head.]

I don't know much about how hard it is to earn badges, but you must be on a roll, if you're in Goldenrod already!

But, I must say, I've never heard of washing anything with saltwater before...

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[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, hello Anissa! I went straight there, actually. I only stopped to get supplies and a gym badge in Violet...

You haven't? That's what I tell my little boy if he misbehaves.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What a pointless gesture! You'd have to catch me to use that, and that is never going to happen!

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[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, hello again!

Even if I don't catch you, it's better to be prepared, don't you think? What if we ended up in the same checkout line or something like that?

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[complexrestart]

Congratulations.

... Why are you going to use saltwater on people?

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[saltwaterwounds]

Thank you!

Oh, hmm...that's a really complicated grown-up issue, but someone's been very naughty. That's all. ♥