♨ Mama's Thirteenth! ♨ Video/Action for Goldenrod

[saltwaterwounds]

[When the camera turns on, there are a few things that should be noticed. The most obvious is Sisuca, talking to a shopkeeper in the Goldenrod Department Store. She seems to be giving uninterested answers, but Sisuca keeps chatting away. In the background, there's two new additions to her team: a Jynx, once belonging to Yumi Ozawa and later Kanji Tatsumi, and a Pawniard, once belonging to a certain Heiji. Both are putting products back onto the shelf; it seems like Sisuca knocked some things over.

The last thing that should be noticed? Sisuca is buying a large amount of salt. There are several boxes, at least ten.]

--oh, and then I got Whitney's badge today! Two badges in one week, isn't that great?

[The lady nods and keeps ringing her up.]

And then this morning, there were two new Pokémon in my box...Helga and Bishamon. They're so helpful. I'll be sure to take good care of them!

[She rings up another box of salt, and asks what it's for.]

Oh! I'm glad you asked! I've heard some people in Johto are misbehaving, so Mama's going to wash out all of their wounds with saltwater! Someone has to, right?

[The cashier nods again, seeming to be in agreement! That Team Rocket...!]

It's just a thing a mother has to do, you know? Oh, but I'm going to be traveling to Kanto, too...I'm very, very busy! [She looks down to say something to her Audino, then claps her hands together.] Oh, you were filming me, Rekareka? Hello, everyone! Sisuca here. Today, I beat Whitney, and I gave her some eyedrops as a present. She seems to cry a lot, so Hayate and I were worried about her health...she even used them, after only a little convincing! [Don't ask.] Tell everyone goodbye, Rekareka! ♥ Tee-hee! We've got to get going.

[And with a nod and a cry of "Dino~!" and a laugh that sounds almost like Sisuca's, the feed ends. But that's not all! Anyone in Goldenrod can find Sisuca riding a bike. It's been so long since she has, and it's really a dangerous thing. She could crash into you at any second, and her Pokémon are trying to keep her from crashing to hear death.]

[ooc; Badges are mod approved!]

Comments

[combat_butler]

... eh? *He looks... slightly taken aback by her saying that! A tad flustered to boot.*

I, ah... I-I appreciate the sentiment, Sisuca-san... Yet I would prefer it if I didn't ever fall into a situation where I'd need saving... Regardless of it being... um... adult.

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, that would be really nice, Hayate! I'd hate for you to explode...that would be the worst, wouldn't it?

[combat_butler]

--yes I would very much like to not explode!! That is always a Bad End!

[saltwaterwounds]

Now you understand, then! I have to be ready just in case I ever run into that mean guy.

[combat_butler]

Your dedication to being prepared for the worst is quite admirable, Sisuca-san... Yet also a little scary.

[saltwaterwounds]

Let's not worry about that right now, Hayate! We're finally together again, aren't we?

[More like. Together for the first time. Sisuca is like the party member who doesn't join in the original, but does in the remake!]

[combat_butler]

*Those are usually the best kind of characters!! Mama is the fan favorite... STILL he is very much okay with not worrying at that!!*

Mm, that we are! It feels like fanfare should have been playing all this time...

[saltwaterwounds]

Fanfare at a time like this? You really think so...?

[combat_butler]

Yeah! Like the kind that plays when you get a new party memb--

... ah. That's actually what's happening though, so that would be stating the obvious.

[saltwaterwounds]

If you say so, Hayate! [Someone tell her when they release Final Fantasy on the gear. Also, she's going to go ahead and return some of her Pokémon.] You sure found me quickly, by the way. I should've known you'd be right on time.

[combat_butler]

*A RPG on the gear that would be so meta...* Eheh... Well... I just happen to know most of Goldenrod like the back of my hand by this point! Especially the shops. All it would take would be a glance at the person behind the counter for me to recognize them at this point.

[saltwaterwounds]

You must do a lot of shopping, then! [Missing the point.] How long have you been waiting for me?

1/2

[combat_butler]

--since the day you left!

[combat_butler]

... ... ...

--ah! I-I'm sorry-- That-- um-- that probably sounded really depressing, didn't it? I was just kind of-- I mean, I didn't really...

[saltwaterwounds]

I...I meant here, in Goldenrod...

[saltwaterwounds]

[Oh, Hayate. Mama's not going to hug you again, but she's going to kind of drape herself on you.]

I'd have waited that long for you, too! You're such a sweetie!

[combat_butler]

I-I figured that's what you meant! I just--*o-oh Mama draping...*

--er.. Um... I-I'm ridiculously honored that you would wait that long!

[saltwaterwounds]

You waited that long for me, didn't you?

[combat_butler]

--ah?! Y-Yes, I did! I mean... I'm sure that anyone would, if they knew you like I do! There's no way they wouldn't, unless they're really really rude or cold!

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, you're just saying that to flatter Mama! Stop it!

[She's going to hit him on the back now, all flustered.]

Thank you, Hayate! I'm glad you waited.

[combat_butler]

N-Not at all! I-- hrk!

*o-oof that back smack. Looking to her all awkward and embarrassed.*

I-- I'm glad I was able to! It's a rare chance to get to actually wait long enough like this, so I'm really happy about the results...

[saltwaterwounds]

Mm! There's a whole new area to explore, too! I bet you've been having lots of fun, too, right? I'd feel so bad if you weren't!