♨ Mama's Thirteenth! ♨ Video/Action for Goldenrod

[saltwaterwounds]

[When the camera turns on, there are a few things that should be noticed. The most obvious is Sisuca, talking to a shopkeeper in the Goldenrod Department Store. She seems to be giving uninterested answers, but Sisuca keeps chatting away. In the background, there's two new additions to her team: a Jynx, once belonging to Yumi Ozawa and later Kanji Tatsumi, and a Pawniard, once belonging to a certain Heiji. Both are putting products back onto the shelf; it seems like Sisuca knocked some things over.

The last thing that should be noticed? Sisuca is buying a large amount of salt. There are several boxes, at least ten.]

--oh, and then I got Whitney's badge today! Two badges in one week, isn't that great?

[The lady nods and keeps ringing her up.]

And then this morning, there were two new Pokémon in my box...Helga and Bishamon. They're so helpful. I'll be sure to take good care of them!

[She rings up another box of salt, and asks what it's for.]

Oh! I'm glad you asked! I've heard some people in Johto are misbehaving, so Mama's going to wash out all of their wounds with saltwater! Someone has to, right?

[The cashier nods again, seeming to be in agreement! That Team Rocket...!]

It's just a thing a mother has to do, you know? Oh, but I'm going to be traveling to Kanto, too...I'm very, very busy! [She looks down to say something to her Audino, then claps her hands together.] Oh, you were filming me, Rekareka? Hello, everyone! Sisuca here. Today, I beat Whitney, and I gave her some eyedrops as a present. She seems to cry a lot, so Hayate and I were worried about her health...she even used them, after only a little convincing! [Don't ask.] Tell everyone goodbye, Rekareka! ♥ Tee-hee! We've got to get going.

[And with a nod and a cry of "Dino~!" and a laugh that sounds almost like Sisuca's, the feed ends. But that's not all! Anyone in Goldenrod can find Sisuca riding a bike. It's been so long since she has, and it's really a dangerous thing. She could crash into you at any second, and her Pokémon are trying to keep her from crashing to hear death.]

[ooc; Badges are mod approved!]

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[action]

[combat_butler]

*... Naturally, since it's Hayate, he elects the choice of pain and tries to brave himself to stop the bike by grabbing the handlebars when she gets close!!

... that or she'll just run him over. Who knows?*

[saltwaterwounds]

[Oh, look! It's Hayate!]

Hayate! Oh, I'm right here! [She's taking one hand off the handle bars to wave, even! This is a bad idea. Also take notice of the Audino, Dragonair, and Mismagius chasing after her, please...because she breaks and makes a perfect stop. ♥ Her Pokémon, however, run right past her and barrel towards Hayate.]

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[combat_butler]

--ah?! S-Sisuca-san, don't wav--

[combat_butler]

*Oh, she stopped! ....... and her Pokemon didn't.*

SO IT COMES TO THIS AFTER ALL?!

--GUWAH! *plowed into by a Dragonair, fuuuu*

[saltwaterwounds]

[Don't worry, Hayate! There's a light at the end of the tunnel! While Mama is very proud of herself for using the brake correctly, someone has to pull Hayate out from that mass of Pokémon for a hug.]

Hayate! ♥ You found me so quickly...you must've really missed Mama, didn't you?

[combat_butler]

*ahhh freedom from Pokemon... r-right into Sisuca's bosom, o-oh... While still looking flustered by this, after a brief moment of surprise and recovering from the daze, he actually hugs back!!*

Ah, w-well... I would be lying if I said I didn't! And I wouldn't dare lie to you after seeing what you purchased...

[saltwaterwounds]

[Hug end! Sisuca has to think for a second.]

Oh, Hayate! Since you listen, you don't have anything to worry about. There's a really mean man that I need this salt for, just in case. ♥

[combat_butler]

*noooo mama hugs-- I mean he's straightening himself out with a bit of brushing himself off.*

... you aren't planning to dunk him into an entire tub or something, are you?

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, Hayate! How perceptive! That's exactly what I was planning on doing.

[combat_butler]

--Seriously?!

... If he's done something to actually deserve that kind of punishment, I don't think I even want to know what it could possibly have been...

[saltwaterwounds]

It's a very adult thing, Hayate. You don't have to worry about it! I won't let anything bad happen to you.

[Well, she'll try, at least.]

[combat_butler]

... eh? *He looks... slightly taken aback by her saying that! A tad flustered to boot.*

I, ah... I-I appreciate the sentiment, Sisuca-san... Yet I would prefer it if I didn't ever fall into a situation where I'd need saving... Regardless of it being... um... adult.

[saltwaterwounds]

Oh, that would be really nice, Hayate! I'd hate for you to explode...that would be the worst, wouldn't it?

[combat_butler]

--yes I would very much like to not explode!! That is always a Bad End!

[saltwaterwounds]

Now you understand, then! I have to be ready just in case I ever run into that mean guy.

[combat_butler]

Your dedication to being prepared for the worst is quite admirable, Sisuca-san... Yet also a little scary.

[saltwaterwounds]

Let's not worry about that right now, Hayate! We're finally together again, aren't we?

[More like. Together for the first time. Sisuca is like the party member who doesn't join in the original, but does in the remake!]

[combat_butler]

*Those are usually the best kind of characters!! Mama is the fan favorite... STILL he is very much okay with not worrying at that!!*

Mm, that we are! It feels like fanfare should have been playing all this time...

[saltwaterwounds]

Fanfare at a time like this? You really think so...?

[combat_butler]

Yeah! Like the kind that plays when you get a new party memb--

... ah. That's actually what's happening though, so that would be stating the obvious.

[saltwaterwounds]

If you say so, Hayate! [Someone tell her when they release Final Fantasy on the gear. Also, she's going to go ahead and return some of her Pokémon.] You sure found me quickly, by the way. I should've known you'd be right on time.

[combat_butler]

*A RPG on the gear that would be so meta...* Eheh... Well... I just happen to know most of Goldenrod like the back of my hand by this point! Especially the shops. All it would take would be a glance at the person behind the counter for me to recognize them at this point.

[saltwaterwounds]

You must do a lot of shopping, then! [Missing the point.] How long have you been waiting for me?

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[combat_butler]

--since the day you left!

[combat_butler]

... ... ...

--ah! I-I'm sorry-- That-- um-- that probably sounded really depressing, didn't it? I was just kind of-- I mean, I didn't really...